Saturday, October 24, 2009

Happy Birthday!

The next 30 days are going to be incredible.
The lead-up to my 41st birthday are some of the best!

More to come too folks. I am vibrating with good energy and hope that you can share in some of my joy at some of the following events. I've had some really incredible things come my way recently and well, you'll just have to wait until I can announce some of them. The following is a list of things I CAN announce.

October 25th:
CSC Photo Club. The Center for Sex and Culture, San Francisco, CA.
This afternoon I am modeling for this photo club. I can't wait to see the pictures that come from these burgeoning photographers. For more information about joining this club, please go to:

October 25th:
A Witches' Brew. The Stud. 399 Ninth Street @ Harrison in San Francisco.
5pm - 10pm.
I will be the hostess for this event that features a vintage car show, live bands and burlesque performances. All proceeds benefit FEED - a feature-length film being made by Lux Killmore and Keptone Filmz.
For more information:

October 29th:
Thrillville's Gore 'N' Snore Fest. The Balboa Theater. 3630 Balboa Street, SF.
7:30 - 11:30pm
Hosted by Will "The Thrill" and Monika "The Tiki Goddess". Bringing you a double feature of: Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988) and Zontar: The Thing From Venus (1966)
Live entertainment includes: Surf rock by The Deadlies and burlesque by Lady Monster
For more information:

I'm traveling to Chicago!
I will be at REELING: Chicago GLBT Film Festival to see their screening of Steve Balderson's newest film, STUCK. A women's prison film-noir starring Karen Black, Mink Stole, Jane Wiedlin, Starina Johnson and Princess Farhana (and ME!).
Screening: November 6 at 7pm. Tix: $10.00
After Party with Mink Stole at Circuit. Tix for film and party: $25.00
For more information:

Nov. 7th
2109 S State St, Chicago IL
Lots of live bands and even more live burlesque featured weekly at Red Hot Annie's extravaganza of entertainment!

Nov. 13 & 14th
BRAVA Theater. 2781 24th St @ Potrero, San Francisco
Baby Doe and The Devilettes present Go Go Spectacular
An outrageous theatrical tribute to the great 60's variety shows like Laugh-In, Shindig, and Hullabaloo. The Go Go Spectacular will be an action-packed night filled with live performances by The Barbary Coasters and Deke Dickerson's All Star Frat Band as well as special guests, comedy, historic tributes to the 1960s and as much shimmying as The Devil-Ettes and The Mini Skirt Mob can cram into two hours!
For more information:

November 14-24
I will be on the set as a Production Assistant and playing the role of FIREBALL in the new feature-length film by LuxKillmore Entertainment and Keptone Filmz.
If you are available to help out with the crew or as an extra, please get in touch with Dottie and Val at or, if you want to just send them a donation so they can keep making payments on their credit cards go to:


A Night of Performance by and for People of Size and their Allies
Saturday November 21
TWO SHOWS: 7:00PM and 9:00PM
SomArts Cultural Center, 934 Brannan Street, San Francisco
Official Site:
Tickets: Click here for ticket info

Kentucky Fried Woman & Jay Walker, In conjunction with NOLOSE and the Queer Cultural Center present: Flabulous!
This history making show is going to amaze, inspire, and excite you as some of the most influential and inspiring performers of size from the west coast come together for two shows on one night!
Jay Walker, Kentucky Fried Woman, Jukie Sunshine & Alotta Boutté
Malcolm Pecs & Tyrone Peaches
Drew Montana & Jake Danger
Leigh Crow and Ruby Vixen
Rubenesque Burlesque
Pidgeon von Tramp
Brock Cocker
Lady Monster
Phat Fly Girls
Holy McGrail
Juicy Delight
Phenix Love
Mz. Amy

November 24th.
My mother brought me into the world lickety-split first thing in the AM after only a half-hour of labor. She walked in and I came right out, ready to start taking names for the guest list and hosting the party in true Sagitarrius fashion. I count the nuns at the hospital my first fans.

Another reason for me to celebrate, the previous Steve Balderson film, WATCH OUT will be released on DVD on November 24th. To pre-order your copy, please go to and buy one (or more of his fabulous films!).

I am going to Ohio for Thanksgiving and to celebrate some birthdays. My dad is turning 65 and my niece is turning 17. We are all born a week apart. If you are in Ohio and would like to hook up, please send me a note. If you are in San Francisco and are able to catsit or need a place to stay for a week, send me a note.

Maybe I'll take a rest in December to look for a job, go to a museum, have a date..well, I can dream, right? Birthday wishes still to be granted.

Thanks for being a friend, fan or just reading along.

Lady Monster
"A Queen of the Fire Tassels"

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